Post by the x basset x freak on May 23, 2006 15:29:31 GMT -5
Name: Tripper
Gender: mann
Age: 4 Years, chyeaa.
Breed: Basset Hound.
Description [or photo]: in the signature, doll.
Behavior: "Aww! Look at the puppy, mommy! He's socute and innocent.. Can we take him home? Please mommy? I love this little guy! He must be so gentle
[/b] and Gender: mann
Age: 4 Years, chyeaa.
Breed: Basset Hound.
Description [or photo]: in the signature, doll.
Behavior: "Aww! Look at the puppy, mommy! He's so
Now, let's re write that from my point of view, okay on? Good.
"[glow=red,2,300]ahh![/glow] Look at the puppy, mommy! He's so [glow=red,2,300]scary![/glow] and [glow=red,2,300]threatening..[/glow] Can we [glow=red,2,300]leave him here?[/glow] Please mommy? I [glow=red,2,300]hate[/glow] this little guy! He [glow=red,2,300]is probably[/glow] so [glow=red,2,300]deadly[/glow] and [glow=red,2,300]rabid, too[/glow]! Not to mention all the [glow=red,2,300]masculine muscle rolls![/glow] Let's call him [glow=red,2,300]Killer[/glow] or [glow=red,2,300]Dracula![/glow]
Now, that's better. My name is Tripper, please remember I am not CUTE, CHUBBY, have EXTRA SKIN(They are muscle rolls, very masculine!), and I'm not, definitely not SHORT.
...And please, please don't call me Floppy?
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